Jokes

Super Unfunny BAD Jokes

1. What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on

2. What is 6 inches wide and 10 inches long and drives woman crazy? A 100 Dollar Bill.
3. You’re like an Alzheimer's Victim in a Whore House.  You're constantly surprised you’ve been screwed and you don’t want to pay for it.
4. Where does a Hooker work that only has 1 leg.  IHop.
5. How long does it take an East Indian Women to take a Shit? 9 Months -  the baby is the shit.
6. What do you call your Fat Chinese Girlfriend?  1 Ton Soup.
7. Why does a Hooker make more money than a drug dealer?  She can wash her crack and sell it again.
8. What do you call a Black guy with warts all over his Dick? O Henry.
9. I went out drinking with my father then went home with my mother.
10. What do you call a Hindu that got into a car accident and got pinned under a Jeep?  Pinunderjeep.
11. What do you call a Hindu that has been everywhere and done everything.  Bunderdondat.
12. What do you call a Sprinkler that's made of 3 Chinese 1 Mexican and 3 Black people?  Chink, Chink, Chink, Spic, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga.
13. How do you turn a Dishwasher into a Snow Blower?  Buy the Bitch a Shovel.
14. What do you call a Black Guy that pisses on a girl? R. Kelly
15. Someone asked me what my Black babies name was.  I told him I gave him a Traditional African Name.  He asked me what’s the Baby's name?  I said O.J.
16. What do you call a Black guy that kills his wife and gets away with it?  O.J.
17. What is long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
18. Why did they put the beaver on the on the nickel?  Because the vagina was too rude.
19. What’s worse than a Candy?  The Rapper.
20. What’s worse than a Apple?  The apple itself.
21. Your mama’s so fat, when she sat around the house.  She actually sat around the house.
22. Your mama’s so fat, when she went to a funeral, people asked her if seaworld was looking for her.
23. What circles Uranus and has Klingons?  The U.S.S. Enterprise
24. A baptist Priest with a huge boner walks into a bar …  Cartman
25. Why did Mickey break up with Minney?  Because she was fucking goofy.
26. Why are football stadiums always so cool? Because they have a fun in every seat.
27. What did the one mushroom say to the other mushroom.  You’re just a fun guy.
28. What did the shark in one tank say to the other in the other tank.  So this is the tanks we get?
29. I had a wookie sandwich the other day.  It was a little chewy. 
30. I’m going to get a highlighter.  Mark my words.
31. What is worse than a rapper?  The candy.